Never have I ever gone to a sex club, Clint said blandly. He pockets the phone but doesn't push Tony away. Classified information. "Moving on," Steve cleared his throat and shifted in his seat "Never have I ever been kicked out of a bar." Your virtues are all intact. He pauses. I saw it on F.R.I.E.N.D's and wanted to know what it was like!" I know, Clint. Because it's better than watching you run. He sighs. And yet, somehow not surprised. Are you trying to get a full set or something? Clint asks, because it's pretty obvious that Thor and Bruce haven't tangoed, and he knows Natasha hasn't slept with any of them aside from Clint, of course, but that's years ago now. Parker, you're in charge. Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. Clint hears someone enter the room, and is awake before said person has the time to get over to the bed. He was excited to be able to drink legally and stuff it he was more excited to celebrate with the Avengers. Said Sam. NOAH PARKER AND HIS SUPER BROTHER [+ A/N ABOUT REQUESTS], BROKEN LIGHT BULBS, MIDNIGHT WALKS AND GUNS, PETER'S MOST HATED TEACHER [TRIGGER WARNING], DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU [HALLOWEEN SPECIAL], QUEENS TEENAGE DETECTIVES: THE UNFORTUNATE ENCORE, HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS [SHORT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL], GAMES, MASKS, AND RECALLS TO THE PAST [REQUESTED PART TWO], BODY SNATCHERS, LOKI, AND TEENAGERS IN SPACE (WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG), "STOP SENDING CHILDREN TO FIGHT YOUR WARS", QUEEN'S TEENAGE DETECTIVES: BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Wanda said. They're all pretty smashed at this point, save for Bruce (who's going easy on the good stuff) and Cap (whose ridiculous metabolism has already blown through all the alcohol he's consumed, rendering him annoyingly sober, in Clint's opinion), but Natasha doesn't lose all her composure and walls when she's drunk, unlike other people. She huffs a laugh and drinks again. Lindsay's bitching at her sister already and they're only in the preliminary round; she's going down. Sometimes randomly, even. Oh FUCK YOU MAXIMOFF! Tony shrieked while the others howled with laughter; even Vision smiled reservedly. Nazi, Steve says. So if I don't want to that's not, There's something called asexuality as well, Bruce says. Badly. Nope, Clint says. Yup, Clint says and squeezes Steve harder. Clint's missed this more than he's missed the sex. With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. Wait, doesn't that defeat the purpose? Steve asks. He tries to catch the Tony's gaze. You didn't tell me this!" They don't say good night. Clint actually has respect for that manipulation strategy although that doesn't mean he approves of it being used on him. Peter staired Stark directly in the eyes, slowly raising his glass and finished his drink, keeping a blank the entire time. So you have all except for Natasha, of course Steve trails off and looks at the rest of the team. I'm gonna be down in the workshop for a while. I travel because I'm awesome, Tony says. Krispykitty, Synstylae364, LivelyLivelyLive, General_Cre, lady_Slytherin, Mompleasedontfindthis, anushkakht, feyzo, Gulim0509, heirofcool, MaeIsNotFine, welpje1999, 0Aratay0, Billyboi, Smowen99, yangiee, Murphy_46, Emerym0563, reticencemeccanico, BangLocalMilfs, Lokisdoll, Oo_snek_oO, A_drop_of_colour, soapdynasty, Alicemayamery123, Tulip103, Charlotte_JPM06, Microwave_Burrito09, Eggkos, Lio26, SwordSisters, Atalante241, onlyonemoreday, 1girlwith1brain, RDoglover, Amelia_074, Liafrank510, Chica_Promedio_X, simplymar16, AestheticallyBlurry, Night_Skye_Gazing, DyingRatInHealthcare, pidgeholt6, Athena_83, GodofBliss_Kangiten, IdiotQueer, Knightofthieves, Im_A_Gummybear_Of_Hell444, Saraqael_Li, Ima_frog6, and 454 more users He looks up at Clint when he comes; grins. Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. Thor looks thoroughly charmed. Are you trying to get the full Avenger set?. Also this is kind of a rewrite of episode 3x04 but there is no Navarathri celebration and Kamala moved out long ago. Clint wonders, in the privacy of his own mind, if Tony actually did choose this game for team bonding and not just to determine the virginity of Captain America. I ran away from the foster care system and lived on the streets for a while before joining the circus. Sent on a mission by Ronin with her sister, and her life changes from there. Howard Gross takes his son to New York City when he is a child. I mean, are there any questions off-limits, or, Yes, Natasha and Clint say just as Tony says Nope, none!, Tony glares at them. "Really?" After the serum. Not more running, at least, which I totally admit, I did most of the running, but yeah. Okay, a member of the same sex, then. But the two of them don't bother replying, too busy ripping each other apart. Clint's stomach does a weird little tumble that Clint is definitely not going to analyze later, and he folds his arms and keeps his eyes on the screen. Really? Maybe he should've done this while clothed. He hadn't expected Peter to take another drink, however, in fact no one had. Bucky-sexual? Clint offers, and hopes it won't make the Captain even more wistful. The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom Relationship: Clint Barton/Tony Stark Characters: Clint Barton Tony Stark Steve Rogers Bruce Banner Thor (Marvel) Natasha Romanov Phil Coulson Additional Tags: Fluff and Crack Never Have I Ever Kissing Drunken Shenanigans Language: English Series: Part 1 of Play a Game Next Work Stats: Published: 2014-05-22 Words: Im not judging your choice in venue.. Steve looks a little uncomfortable at the thought of semi-lying which is really too cute but he settles and unscrews the cap on his bottle. We gotta have that rule. Clint wakes long before Tony, and has time to take a shower and eat breakfast before Tony staggers into his relatively modest living room. When Peter protested he wasn't a kid, Tony reminded him he was drinking apple juice and had been building a new Lego set before they got the alert of the mission. Never have I ever kept and used screenshots as blackmail, Tony said eyeing Natasha. A shit-eating grin covered his face. When Natasha helps him upright, he can see her swaying, and grins. "Super strength is a bitch," I say and everyone laughs. How are you with spanking, though?. Ok, never have I ever dined and dashed, Peter decided to start out with a relatively tame non-confession. Peter, Tony, Clint, and Rhodey all drank. I'm really sorry, Clint says, and promptly squirms back under the covers when he remembers that he's still naked. And horny. Nah, you heard Steve. "Mr. Stark this is Michelle Jones. Pepper Pots guess whos sleeping on the stairs again ???? She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. What Clint doesn't expect is for Thor and Bruce to drink; the first with his usual vigor, the latter with his eyes on the floor and color high in his cheeks. JARVIS won't be there to pick you up if you start choking on your own vomit.. Is that what Tony's supposed to be right now? Requests open again! This is going to be so awesome, you guys, he babbles, and don't worry because I totally wasn't going for shawarma this time, I mean I really like it, and I know Thor and Steve do, but Barton, you've got that thing that you get because of Agent and I get it, so we'll just get some pizza or something wait, how do you feel about Greek? It's a weird, stiff laugh. The top of the rod was bent so I had to wait for it to break before I got out. They all turned to Nat. Get ready for my revenge- because its coming, Tony muttered in his drink. How will she react? 'solutely., Her mouth curls. Vague snorts from the rest of the team. Peter had assumed it was some little science project that was supposed to improve his web-shooter fluid or something, but Mr. Stark had sent him an address in lower Manhattan with instructions to come in his suit. How on Earth did you manage that? Natasha says, arms folded against her chest, exuding disapproval of the situation but also a hint of intrigued curiosity that only Clint would be able to pick up on. Anyways I found out about that and followed Toomes to a abandoned warehouse were we fought for like 8 minutes, then he shot the support beams of the warehouse and the entire building came crashing down on me. Steve looks a little scandalized again, and even Nat's arched an eyebrow, but Tony waves them off. Spill." And because I'm Iron Man.. That was pretty above-average, Orion, and you know it.. We're best buds. He knows Natasha's bristling at 'buds', but he's just tipsy enough to get away with it for now. An angry voice cried out. 'ch is weird, 'cause it's not us'lly with hever nave I haver. He frowns. That. It would be strange if he wasn't, considering how many people the playboy's slept with in the last ten years alone. So I was at the police station eating a bagel when the building just started falling apart. Doesn't erase the question. If we ever disagree on missions, please don't piss on my things, Bruce says with a wry smile. Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. Which is pretty often. Thank you, she says and takes it, before turning her head towards Tony. Flash question was exactly the kind he expected from him. Clint was next "Never have I ever, uhh, kissed a dude? All of you" Clint said. I'm not great at relationships, Clint, Tony murmurs when they pull back for air. He starts making Tony coffee in the mornings, when he's up earlier; Tony will shuffle in, usually a couple of minutes later, and inhale the caffeinated drink faster than can be any kind of healthy. That's why Tony will stop. I don't have a lot of previous experience, Stark, but no. So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. "Okay, we're pausing, Peter, what in the actual fuck?" Tony sits outside Clint's door with bleary eyes and soot all over his shirt. #spideypool Once Clint is in bed, Tony makes a quiet, questioning noise and actually rolls over to plant his face firmly in the crook of Clint's neck. Nat smirked. maybe Clint needs to stop thinking about his team-mates and sex so much. I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. Yall nasty, Sam shook his head. You have reached the end of "Never Have I Ever". Ask Pepper. (Clint thinks Thor might actually be drunk at this point, too.) I healed up quickly. They fall into a brief silence, before Clint decides that fuck it, they're heading there anyway and there's no point in letting Stark have all the fun. 1 Chapter 1 By Wolverine6Claws Summary: When Steve and Bucky take part in a drinking game with some of their teammates for a fun-filled evening it ends up taking a darker turn that pushes Bucky to the edge and Steve finds himself right where he has always been, at Bucky's side. Ask anyone. He didn't want this attention, as if he was somehow interesting, just because he had a scar. Or I rip my clothes.. Tony sighs again, dramatically, and glances over at Clint to look for a reaction. Tony stood up exasperated lay and put up his fists. Tony sighs and burrows deeper into Clint's skin. You bribed him, didn't you? She sounds disappointed, as if she'd hoped for something less obvious. One moment. Please don't ask Pepper., Clint doesn't bite down on his laugh this time. He glances over at Tony, who's cheering and talking about the Chitauri invasion with Thor, and notices that the billionaire keeps glancing over at the two quietest men in the room to make sure they're having a good time. 'Unreasonable asshole' is kind of my personality description. He frowns. Its more comfortable without anyway., In MY suit!? Cindy was laughing too, laying on the floor, her head in her hands and elbows underneath, so she could still see everyone. But when Tony returns with his own VSOP in hand, he hands Clint a bottle of Jim Beam. I thought we'd made up.. You really were serious when you labeled Clint an affectionate drunk, weren't you? Bruce says to Natasha, and Clint giggles. This is the great thing about Never Have I Ever. Maybe this game was fun after all. The hottest boy in school. Despite his reputation he has a filthy mouth. Soft-as-silk cotton, cool and fresh under him, smelling faintly of vanilla and laundry detergent. Bruce is still quiet, but he does have a cognac glass in his hands when he sits down beside Steve, a glass containing what looks like Bailey's, or some other kind of creamy liquor. Wait, Flash? Awwww, so cute, Tony coos. He flings an arm dramatically over his face too, in case Clint somehow hasn't realized that Tony doesn't want to talk about this. I knew there's no way your spangly ass hadn't gotten some action. Everything was going great until Y/n accidentally slaughtered her entire family with powers she didn't know she had. And the best. Okay. "Everyone grab a drink and sit down, it's time for never have I ever!" Tony, Steve, and Strange had used the gauntlet one last time to go use the Time Stone to go back to the Battle of Wakanda. Abe ringed the bell. Because because the strings! Drink up, all of whom this may concern, Tony chirrups and takes a long swig. "I will get the bells. His arm comes down to trail across his chest instead. That I made with my own two hands?!. Trust me, Cap, he fit neatly in the bully category, Clint says with a smirk. Everyone grabs a drink and the junior team in scolded because we are trying to get the alcoholicdrinks, not like it could affect me anyways. It tickles. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Okay? Tony actually fucking whoops, a fist in the air and everything. as well as "You're the worse Clint" Peter said. When he does, Tony sleeps beside him. Aunt May yells but I can tell it's a joke along with everyone else. Only a few drops of mead spill on the carpet, and Tony giggles like a mad scientist. Nat and Wanda took drinks. Don't be such a prude, Barton., Clint ignores the fact that Tony doesn't address Natasha like he'd dare. Guilty? He makes sure that his lips are wrapped around the spout, and he knows Tony's watching. And Peter, whose clothes did you steal? Bucky asked. MJ, these are the guys." Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. "Language!" Not that he could remember, at least. Also I miss the sex., Yeah, Clint says slowly. Don't screw up.". Clint flips him the bird without looking at him. After another moment of the Captain being stiff and awkward, Steve's posture relaxes and his arms come up around Clint's waist. Tasha? Clint says the next morning, when he finds her in the training room kicking Cap's ass. Yeah. she exclaimed, her own speech interrupted by her constant giggles. She takes a picture and texts it to her group chat with Eleanor, Fabiola, and Aneesa: our last brain cells, she captions it. Yeah, 'cause there were a lot of strings! Tony says, and sounds delighted that Clint gets it even though Clint really doesn't get it. Yesh. Tony squirms on the couch, but keeps a small distance. Go, all of us. Dad questions and the juniorteam laugh. There are ships? Thor says and looks around, dropping his mug. Devi woke up abruptly, after a sharp pain shot up her back, as her baby girl kicked her twice hard in the back. Go team go. She grins back, not entirely unprotected, but close. Please consider turning it on! Am I correct in that deduction? Vision asked. This is my room.. They're just as tall, but Clint has sobriety on his side. So be warned these are different than canon. They fell into bed and fell out of it again. He looks up at the clock. Does that mean you're single, Barton?. Tony knocks back his bottle and glares at his science-brother. He's not sure if it's a warning sign or a sign of affection, but he flops onto his stomach anyway so he faces the circle. She is here to pick up Peter for their date that e seems to have not remembered." She was the one to offer the cursed game. We've got all the fun questions left! He swirls his mostly-empty bottle and makes a thinky-face. I absolutely recommend reading this one. "Peter! I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. As Clint understands, the game's usually a ploy to get laid anyway, which makes him wonder why Tony wants to play it so badly. #scarletwitch "Never have I ever worn a planting pot on my head," Mom says and I take a drink and see no else do so. I'm in a tzatziki mood. All of this comes out on one, long breath, and halfway through, Tony pulls out one of his tablets and starts plotting in a search for nearby Greek restaurants. That's all I have to say, so goodbye, until next time, and thank you all (again)! Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. And Nat calls Clint the happy drunk, hah. It wasn't a conscious decision for either of them, which is freaky as hell. Everyone else, other than Natasha and Clint, had also changed out of their 'work-outfits', though Stark had been wearing those clothes underneath his suit. Of course. Steve's smile turns rueful, and Clint's a little proud that the Cap is slowly learning that sarcasm is the best way to deal with Tony Stark. But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. Pepper would know what to do. 374 guests Right! We could go with Greek, Natasha says, and Clint just nods because yeah, sure. Clint closes his eyes and lets his head fall back against the wall. 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