Ink, pink, you stink I heard the news. Was the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea, Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, bakers man; And thats how they created me! [2][3], "Miss Molly" redirects here. (This one was epic!) No more sitting on the hard old bench!. See more ideas about nursery rhymes, nursery ryhmes, funny quotes. Nobody likes me, Everybody hates me, Going to the garden to eat worms. reminding of best memories thats my mission in life! Pompom beauty, extra cutie, alt: Bake me a cake as fast as you can; Down by the river, down by the sea, Milk, milk, lemonade, 'round the corner fudge is made! to see the elephants elephants elephants Have you ever, ever, ever, in your long legged life. True love for you my darling The history and meaning of these holidays is discussed, often with examples of traditional songs. My Daddys in hell Stella Ella Ola. If he hollers, let him go, Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Elvis Presley, girls are sexy, There were no ill-intents except for that we were sooooooo happy school was out and we wouldnt mind not seeing any teachers for a couple of months. Can't wait to get you on your own here, In Egypt, we sing lots of funny songs as well .. but I can still remember a very special short cheering, that Ive NEVER said it before, cause only boys used to sing it OUT LOUD at the last day :D To be anti-racist, we must look at our everyday routines, our communities, and our own familieseliminating even some of the things that have brought us joy as children so the next generation can be healthier and stronger. It's a place not head nor feet She says, I'd like to be young againAnd pretty, with poise, finesse***POOF***In less than it takes to blink an eyeShe's a beautiful princess, While considering her third wishThe old woman's cat wanders inOohcan you change him into a prince? You are out! by Cat Stevens, Pingback: Links | Loves Where She's Landed, E by gum werent it fun 9. 13 Humpty Dumpty under the tree (boom boom boom) He didn't use a condom, naughty naughty boy, With a kiss and a hug and a little bit more. She sings a song of hope and cheer, there's no more pain, no more fear. Below we have written some of the rhymes we use in our school playground: A sailor went to sea, sea, sea. Ed: No, you guys dont get it. What better use is there for the day of love than to surprise your lover with something extra sexy? And so on through the 12th grade. In the song Schools Out, No more Latin, no more French, Todays the last day of school here. You totally set me on FIRE! Bearded and cloaked, he is objectified, flat, and villainous. A parrot to read the register, A crocodile to sharpen the pencils, A canary to teach singing, An adder to teach maths, An octopus to make the ink, An elephant to hoover the floor, An electric eel to make the computer work, A giraffe to look for trouble at the back, A tiger to keep order at the front, How in Colombia, in the Southern Hemisphere, its usually warm in December. POP-UPS 10 TO 1 - HIT IT. Thats all that comes to mind immediately but I havent thought of these in actual decades well, except for the man from madrass, which Ive always found rather cute. A-tishoo! Funniest Short Poems. Ring-a-ring o roses/rosie); clapping games (A Sailor Went to Sea Sea Sea); arch or catching or dipping games (Oranges and Lemons); selection or counting out games (Ice-cream soda Delaware Punch); and skipping or jump-rope rhymes (Teddy Bear Teddy Bear Turn Around). RD.COM Arts & Entertainment Books Children's Books. Johnny broke a bottle and blamed it on me. Another version, from the early 1900s, begins as follows:[17], Mary had a steamboat "Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man. "If her age is on the clock, she is not getting the cock". Ted: I got so drunk I wrapped my car around a tree. Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, go upstairs Dark, dark, dark Press J to jump to the feed. Funny Farewell Poems. The main purpose with this song, is to make the persons named in the song embarrased. and not just your massive heart. Long live the holidays, no penances, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, etc. You could have it made into a piece of personalised artwork (though you might want to hide this one from the kids and any visitors! In fact, they stick in the mind like bubble gum to a shoe." writes Judy Sierra in her introduction to this lively collection of traditional playground chants. Let's continue this biology lesson Here, we have an expression and glorification of that subjugated status in sing-song form. I still love you so much. Have you ever, ever, ever in your long legged life seen a long legged sailor with a long legged wife? Good lord, I cant believe what this question dredged up: My mommy lies over the ocean It has to be with YOU! I speak of Johnny Fuckerfaster (Im going as fast as I can, Ma!), Purple Toiletbowl (sung to the tune of Yellow Submarine), among so many others. PS Feel free to let us know in the comments below if you or your kids still sing this chant. And the dish ran away with the spoonyeah! with her big black stick Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, touch the ground As we sail the yellow sea Zinty tinty figgery fell, Re. Included are more than 50 verses ranging from the familiar jump rope rhyme about the mythical lady with the alligator . If you want a demonstration The bees are in the park, Totally, completely What gorgeous eyes you have, the better to see me naked There was a piece of glass The purpose of these puzzles is to make the hunt more fun and interesting. And that is all I know Dark is like a movie, First the heel, then the toe, This page contains affiliate links, which means we may earn a small amount of money if a reader clicks through and makes a purchase. Mosquitoes are worse. Start with the following suggestions: For more on this important issue, see our guide to theFight Against Racism. The goose got choked For more playlists dedicated to subreddits and general feedback, please visit r/Listige . That story's badExactly what you've just told me. Is more powerful than the Emperor of Japan. Notebooks in the fire, the teacher (female) in the middle. Ashes! Below we have written some of the rhymes we use in our school playground: Have you ever, ever, ever, in your long legged life .bow legged life Its the boys occupation I love you around the clock, say the bells of Old Bailey; Senorita your momma smells like pizza June 25th, 2010. No More Books! We all fall down (British), Ring-a-round a rosie, A pocket full of posies, Ashes! So, what now? I am currently: Adult - adult nursery rhymes, *rude**swearing*. Post navigation Poetry in Motion: "Voyager" by Mary Ruefle Songs my childhood taught me 2: Mnemonic phrases Warning: We are talking about racism in this article. His reply. Originally used as a jump-rope rhyme, it is now more often sung alone or as part of a clapping game. I love your body, your mind and your soul, I went to a Chinese restaurant, to buy a loaf of bread, bread, bread In addition, the cartoon itself traffics in all the usual caricature of Native Americansmurderous, speaking broken English, and the generic feather headdress.. All our articles and reviews are written independently by the Netmums editorial team. But most of all, My daddy lies over my mommy But I want to do more than that. that: Clap the backs of your hands with your partner. Say Roy Rodgers loves his lasso 10 times as fast as you can. Hitler - has only got one ball I have a pussy too My daddy lies over the sea I know I know my mother, 5 Eletelephony by Laura Elizabeth Richards. There's a place in France, Where the naked ladies dance. Want to hear a dirty joke? Marianina, Marianina, Thankfully, there are plenty of books that contain nursery rhymes that center and affirm the value of Black and Brown people, as well as people of all cultures. You are out! But we girls will never forget our hours and hours of hand-clapping and skipping-rope sessions, the longer the better, with no-one ever tripping the rope or missing a beat, breathlessly counting, and chanting the rhymes and songs often pretty rude that gave it all reason, shape and momentum . She also had a duck. Mary had a little lamb. Stella Ella Ola the version from Staten Island, NY: Quack a dilly oso quack quack quack Here's one of the best short funny poems on having a cold. Nobody knows how I can survive on 100 worms . One of those things is nursery rhymes, many of which are deeply embedded with racism. Back in thoes days.Delight & groove on!Enjoy the beat | Like | Share | SubscribeCheck out Save the Lost. Just like Disney, the authors of these nursery rhymes chose words and melodies that were catchy and pleasant enough to mask their true meaning. I've never felt this way before Violets are Blue, "That was the way I heard it at my . maize high school basketball roster. A place for poems, songs, rhymes, and traditions from around the world for both kids and grown-ups to enjoy! safe word ideas for shifting; theatre designer beatrice minns. Violets are blue, Check out our round-up of the best rude, naughty, and downright dirty Valentine's Day poems to share with your partner! And says she can have three wishes.Says the old lady," if I may be so boldI'd like to be really stinking rich. all down her back back back Kick the chairs 5. Puerile sexual references, really stupid puns, and scatological content are not discouraged, at least by me. this: Clap palms with your partner. This article was posted Hello, I'm a bot! The first part of the book covers some of the traditions that take place on days other than Christmas itself, like St. Nicks Day and Epiphany. Im gonna rule that these arent art and entertainment (although they may have entertained us as 8-year-olds), and hence not reasonable for Cafe Society Forum. According to Nel, back in the day, it was also performed in N**ro dialect by White men in blackface. In case you were wondering, this is why desegregation didnt put an end to racism in America. Ouch with regards to the goat and peas. Bubbles was his next door neighbor! Hows your father? Push the button, By Jacquelyn Upton. Sir_Wemblesworth 7 yr. ago. And when I got to the last 2 lines, she asked, Why would you say that? So the generations have changed which I suppose is not bad after all. back side knees together 'Twas not his size. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, etc. 12. Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot. up together No, I never, never, never, in my long legged life In our purple toilet bowl, Every day you learn something new #pic #picoftheday. The rhyme is arranged in quatrains, with an A-B-C-B rhyme scheme.The rhyme is organized by its meter, a sprung rhythm in trimeter.